Jon Owen Rocks the CATS Test!!!!!!!!

So this morning I realize that I haven't checked the mail in a few days. So I wander outside in my sweats, and there, on the top of the pile of mail, is the letter from CATS (Collaborative Academic Testing Service). I'd forgotten about it, really, because the Director of Admission at Parish has already told me that Jon Owen is a shoe-in, and since we didn't apply anywhere else, I wasn't worried about his scores.

But I was curious.

So I ripped open the envelope and couldn't believe it...96th percentile verbal, 96th percentile performance. SO FREAKING FRACKING AWESOME!!!!!!!